We can all rest assure that if a pop star these days received some success on the pop charts, then a sibling a few years younger won't be too far away.
Usually it's a sister, because of the history of female pop artists over the last 10 years. Jessica rose to fame with the insipidly delightful Newlyweds program, which gave a lot of viewers violent reactions to the ditzy nasaly blonde, with whom Nick Lachey had to put up with for a few seasons. So long Jessica Simpson.
The newlyweds program revived Simpson's career as it had been a bit stale with short lived hiatus from the pop charts. After the show's huge success worldwide, Simpson enjoyed gaining a lead role in the television to film adaptation of The Dukes of Hazzard. An accompanying song from the soundtrack, "these boots are made for walkin" was an ill fated attempt at covering a classic which was otherwise known as an anthem for the empowerment of women. But Simpson uses her sexuality and a lot of soap to communicate to the mass market that she is indeed a sexual object, and she had no intention whatsoever in cleaning the car. Laying all over the dukes car with soap all over her. That's what sells so who am i to argue, it is hot. However a complete insult to the nature of what the song was about.
The original moral of the song was, "im a women, and if you mess with my shit, i'll cut your dick off". Simpson's interpretation of the song was " look at me im all soapy in hot pants laying all over this car, come and get me,because im a extroverted slurry slurry whore who wants to appeal to the masses by objectifying myself to the masses, in order to get to the top of the billboard chart.
Well fair enough, but I digressed anyway. So Jessica enjoys a lot of success and all that. So then her younger sister Ashlee thinks she can do the same, well why the fuck not. Because really you idealise your older sister for being the centre of attention, and you would love to live up to the success of her, and given the fact that the family name is already well known in the industry will give you a head start.
OK, so it should all be set up for ya, if you're not fugly then you'll be fine. it turns out that your not but you couldn't sing a note to save yourself. But that doesn't matter these days, because producers have something called autotune, which means as long as you look alright and you've got a great body, you don't have to sing a note at all you just have to have a little sex appeal, great..
So Ashlee goes on a makes a few hits, so that's okay it's ok to look up to your sister. I mean she's pretty harmless i guess just a ditzy blonde with a hit tv show.
Although another set of sisters, the youngest one out of the two had a lot to contend and live up to. She really had to get out there and make a complete ass of herself...
Yes I'm talkin about Britney's sister, Jamie Lynn Spears.
One of the most talked about pop divas to hit the globe, became a pre adolescent pop mega star, promiscuous sexual media object, to a redneck white trash fried chicken eatin machine with two kids. So poor old Jamie had to do something, she couldn't just sit by and be lame and normal like everyone else in Louisiana. No she got preggas as well..
But I really commend Britney on waiting as long as she did. Because someone who is that successful at that age is bound to do one of three things;
1. Die of a drug overdose
2. End up anexoric or balemic
3. Have a drunken Las Vegas wedding, and have the marriage enulled after 55 hours.
She did the latter, which was embarassing, then after that she got up the duff.
Jamie Lynn thought it might be a good idea to get pregnant at 16. Could of fucked ya life up more, well not really guess she's a white trash mum now getting taken care by a wealthy estate i guess. She will lead a comfortable life, and in the later years she will make b-grade guest appearances on celebrity reality programs such as survivor or dancing with the stars.
But who's to blame, always showbiz parents. You are the worst, someone might as well call child services and get them to take away your kids, your pathetic..
Beauty pageant parents are a joke, parading around their kids like sexual objects at a very young age, condemning them if they don't win, and using the fear not being loved to spark them on.
The spears family aren't guilty of being like that, however after seeing one child follow a downhill spiral, you'd expect them to warn Jamie Lynn of what could possibly happen. From the early days of being in the mickey mouse club, she never had a real childhood, and was pushed and pushed until it became to surreal for her to comprehend..
Micheal Jackson, look at him. He is a grotesque monster now who befriends children, and allegedly does unspeakable things to them which is moraly wrong. From a child star, who had no childhood, performing for everyone was his life. He wanted to come away from that, and come out of himself, so he created an image of himself which was not at all recognizable to his true african american form, he became an insipid fake shell of a ghost, a mutant, which is what he felt like all the time. He wanted to be loved by his parents, not by the public.
Joseph Walter Jackson, (father) created the most hideous figure of the 20th century. That's right worse than Fran Drescher!
His abuse led to his demise in the normal world, he's all fucked up now dangling kids out of windows, completely lost the plot, he should be in some institution..
Anyway, you forge your own destiny. And young stars have to be aware of the history of stardom at a young age which leads to self destruction. If if acknowleged, can well be on their way to led a healthy successful life in showbiz.
The acknowledgment has to be made by family members, especially the parents, for if we can't rely on them to guide these guys and be responsible for guiding them down the right path. Then who can we rely on, certainly not talent agents and managers, they chew you up and spit you out like a piece of broccoli.
So be careful who you look up to. If you're in a famous family, don't be led astray by acts of stupidity by your role models. Because it's almost certain they've caught the hollywood epidemic, they think they're bigger than life at times.. But something has to kill you.
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